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Steady. I also have slight misgivings about anyone who wears a Tagine lid as a hat in public too.

I know Wendy was complaining about the name the other day.
Said she should take it up at a board meeting
I'm only caught 'cos it took us ages to persuade everyone to call it that in the first place
It should have one of those Walcot Nation type names, like the old Palais (back of the Porter Butt). I've called it Walcot Writzy when we had film but that's a bit torturous and sounds a little dodgy.
Walcot Astoria (but that should ba a doss-house)
WRLSI
Walcot Assemby Rooms
The Walcot Auditorium
Walcot Central Hall
Walcot Council Chamber
or even one of those Wally names, wallywood, wallidorm
...

Purely personally, I would keep 'Walcot' out of it, incase we get a bit walcotted-out. Having said that, it is up against a wall.

How about 'The Bruno Centre for Musical Diversity', or shortened, 'Unreal World'?

'The Garden'? 'The Yard'? Both of these would take no getting used to.