OK. I got involved in this discussion because nobody seemed to be talking to the DJs themselves and at least I was, so I could pass it on. It’s always a good idea to talk to the people involved and affected. In this case, they’ll surely tell you what they think about whoever-it-was turning up with their whole mix on a memory stick. That’s not a DJ, that’s a radio programme… But I digress.
For my trouble I get called a snob, a moron, and a fascist. Great, thanks. So I thought I should at least say what I actually think myself.
Spoiler alert: I don’t disagree with myself.
To start with. we actually have quite a good bunch of DJs already, not perfect, but who is? To be honest I’m not in the pub on those nights much - I might catch a little of Friday night sometimes, or a bit of Bruno & Mick on Saturday afternoons - but people always do talk to me about what they like or don’t about the pub. There is a DJ topic that keeps coming up: I’ll get to that in a minute, but it isn’t people telling me they’re shit or that their night out is spoiled because they aren’t getting the up-to-the-minute shizzle from the most hip & happening DJs.
When we were taking this pub over, I had the feeling - perhaps shared - that a big part of our reason was that we were quite happy with the way the pub was and didn’t want someone coming in with “a better idea” that we weren’t convinced was in fact going to be better. And proceeding from that, that the people running The Bell were the people who knew how to run The Bell. Of course there were things that had been neglected, were wrong, that could be better, but by and large a lot of it was right, thanks very much. And, yes indeed, part of what was and is good about The Bell was being open to stuff, and nothing should be set in stone or aspic, but that there were things that we found comfortable and were quite happy with the way they were.
So, back to the DJ thing that people actually do talk about. Why do we even have DJs in the place to start with? We’re not a club, we’re a pub, not even a pre-club / pre-party joint like The Hat used to be on the weekend, or The Bell was a little in Backtomine days, but a place that people come to meet and talk, not to dance and shout. We like someone playing records in the corner of the room ‘cos that’s more interesting and responsive to our collective mood than the bar staff putting something on could be (they have other things to be doing), but we probably won’t remember more than 2 things they played all night, and maybe not even that. We might remember that the vibe was nice, or something, and we appreciate the hand of someone who likes music, likes The Bell, and knows what it should feel like. Sure, the end of the night is more dramatic than the beginning, but that’s a million miles away from Beachboy Blimp holding a field-full of ravers in the palm of his hand at midnight.
All I ever hear from customers about DJs is about the ones who don’t get that, who play too loud, keep edging the volume up so you can’t talk in the rest of the pub, who think they’re the main attraction. When that happens, there are complaints. Rarely a word when a night has gone well. And that is a compliment.
So. What am I saying?
I’m saying I like the DJs we have and the guests they select. If they want it to be all vinyl, I’m happy with that. I like them to be happy. They’re defiinitely not getting rich doing what they do. Maybe it’s not as good as it possibly could be - I wouldn’t claim that for what I do, either - but it’s firmly above average, with bags of character, individual to us - and i’m really not convinced that better is actually even available.
Sometimes these things are a delicate ecosystem, a balancing thing. it works for them that works for me and i’m happy to leave them to it. I’d also be happy if someone or several someones ran more dance parties in the back, playing whatever they liked on whatever they liked; and I’d be especially happy if someone ran a night that encouraged people who made electronic music at home to come and play it, whether they were improvising a live remix or had it all nailed down already. I was holding back on that one in favour of a crew member who had run nights like that elsewhere, but life’s taken them off in a different direction so there’s an opening there. Just make it an addition, not a subtraction from what we have already.
We have this little-ish thing that we do pretty well. It’s not all things to all people, but that one’s a pretty tall order - and trying to please everyone often ends up satisfying no-one. That way mediocrity lies.
Beware the bland-out.
Not because it’s not cool, but because it’s bad for business.
The character of The Bell is what keeps people coming rather than staying home, where the drink is cheaper (even if not so good) and they can have their ‘80s hits / classic rock / Club Scuzzo playlist on if they want. Let’s keep the little eccentricities while some people still value them. Whatever ‘harm’ they might cause is piffling, and hardly overbalances what it feels like to be part of a pub that insists on doing things its own way.